January 2010
2 posts
September 2009
4 posts
all time flam dinglet
What you saying, Flam
im well hard you get me
bruv
all time
flam dinglet
-Written in Sharpie on a bus shelter near home
Jay-Z has ended up in the World’s End and he’s having to stand up next to a...
– FreakyTrigger
August 2009
4 posts
Report Titles Gone Horribly Wrong →
Beyond the Silos of the LAMs.
FFS.
Loud loutish lover
Yesterday while hunting down a landmark dissertation on histology I found on the floor a library book reservation slip on which was written the lyrics to “I Know It’s Over”. Meticulously tiny scrawl, obv the work of a mental.
February 2009
1 post
Buy your own damn fries. →
January 2009
1 post
Tart Cards at The Wellcome Library →
September 2008
1 post
My new (old) favorite song →
Joanne by Grow Up, a heretofore unheard of (to me) Manchester band from the dawn of the 80s. If I had to listen to a song over and over again it might sound a lot like this.
August 2008
5 posts
Hot dog rockist →
Dear Gourmet Hotdog Company:
I regret to inform that you’ve got it all wrong. Please to note: the Chicago hot dog should feature neither chili nor bacon. Revise to include yellow mustard, tomato slices, onion, a pickle spear, celery salt.
Thank you,
Me.
1 tag
Can I bum an e-cig?
On Wednesday while Alix and I were on a literary walk through the City we saw this notice posted on a phone box:
What madness is this? Oh, it’s this madness.
2 tags
ay to zed
So, um, yeah. This is my first post. Angels rejoice! Unicorns gather outside my window!
Friends from the US have asked if I’m keeping a blog anywhere. Does this count?